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Trying to find my marbles
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You can give everyone diamonds, and some people will hate you for it.
You can find perfectly untouched food in the trash.
You can ask the male/female of your dreams to dance and they'll reject you. "Ew,no."
Your cat/dog/horse will love you even if you never love on them or feed/water them, and still live!
Your cows/chickens/ducks/goats/sheep/pigs/dinosaur on the other hand will not.
You can become besties with a hobo.
You can buy things and become friends with a being everyone else wants to kill.
You can make/drink alcohol at an unknown age and no one will be upset.
Some people eat rocks or other inedible items and thank you for it.
You can have relationships with multiple love interests and not get in trouble.
You can use various weapons on your children without them dying.
The way to have kids is just kissing.
You can become besties with a wizard.
Your mayor is a creep.
You can make and use bombs.
You can fish from lava.
If you don't like how the day went, just go back the previous day.
If you don't like how someone/something looks, you can mod that.
You can pass out just from staring at someone for long hours and end up in the hospital.
You can get instant sushi from killing flying green eels.
Upgrading your house only takes 2-3 days.
You can get money by putting absolute junk in a box.
You can be praised by your grandpa.
You will spend more hours on this game more then any other.

10/10
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There once was a normal 13 year-old girl named Spooksy Duh Killer. They were the edgiest of the edge and had ultra-BLACK hair and BLOOD RED eyes and albino-white skin. They had BLACK clothes, BLACK nails and looked super ultra cute. One day at school they got a feeling and decided to kill other kids at school because they bullied her. No one cared because tacos. She sees Jeff the Killer who forgets all about killing her because they marry and he's best husband and she goes killing stuff with her. 

Then there was a nerdy 30 year-old man named Boop. He looked on some shopping site and found the last super rare copy of Mega Man only it said 666Mega Man420 in permanent marker. Boop buys the game for only $1 and the very next day it arrives in the mail. He puts the game in and it says Mega Man only there's 666 everywhere and the colors are RED with a BLACK background with the music being slow. Mega Man is in BLACK armor and his eyes are empty and BLEEDING. Boop is haunted by EDGYMega Man and is killed.

But then there was legend of a dangerous terrifying squirrel by name of Ekomsdeew that went around killing people then Jeff and Slenderman fight and Ekomsdeew kills them because he's superior. Also there's HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD and it's part of a LOST EPISODE to Pokemon.

THE END!
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I know some folks have trouble navigating, so here's some tags to use, now that nicovideo seems to have recovered from that weird hiccup.

Motion data:
MMDモーション配布あり

Be sure to search by Newest Uploaded if you're looking for new motion data.

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Models:
MMDモデル配布あり

It's best to look by Newest Uploaded if you want to see what's new. If you're looking for models via seiga.Nicovideo, you'll find Newest Uploaded in the search bar as the first option. Use Google Translate if you need to.

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Accessories:
MMDアクセサリ配布あり

Some are .x files, and others are .pmd/.pmx files!

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Machines (Robots, cars, etc.) :
MMDマシン配布あり

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Stages:
MMDステージ配布あり

Remember, some are skydomes, some are small bits, some are large stages...just look around!

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Skydome:
スカイドーム

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Automobiles:
MMD自動車配布あり

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Food and drinks:
MMD食堂

A bunch of these are .pmd/.pmx files! That can make things very convenient.



That's all I have for now. If you have another tag to add up there or are looking for something, let me know and I'll try to help out if I can.
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Warning: Do not read this if you are around a younger sibling, or an adult figure who will get you in trouble. The anime I speak of has some very questionable topics. You have been warned!

Yup. I'm going to cave in and write about it.
If you haven't heard about it, it's an anime with all kinds of messed up stuff.

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Summery:


I will not hold back on details, but I won't be too vulgar about it.

This anime is a shotacon (and in one part lolicon), which is intercourse or sexual actions with underaged children or teenagers. The show also contains pedophilia and incest. 

In the first episode, there's a character by name of Pico. He's a 15 year old boy who looks 7-8 years old and looks and acts like a girl. He at one point meets a mid-twenties man by name of Tamotsu. Tamotsu thinks Pico is a girl. He gets icecream with the kid. They are seen in a car and Pico starts eating the icecream in a very seductive manner. Then the mid-twenties man has sex with the 15 year old.

In the second episode, Pico meets a boy by name of Chico, who's 13. The two go to Chico's house and find Chico's older sister masturbating. The two boys proceed to have sex.

In the third and final episode, the two boys find another 15 year old boy. A stupid "emotional" love triangle occures. They "solve" it by having a threesome. In public. On top of Tokyo Tower.


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My verdict: WHAT THE BLAZES IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE WHO DEFEND THIS?! THIS IS ALL KINDS OF MESSED UP!

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People's arguments: "B-but they are legal aged in Japan!"
-Just because the minimal AoC is 13 there, doesn't make it right. You see, they have age groups where if you don't fall in that age group, it's not ok. For example, mid-twenties and a 15 year old? That is too wide of a gap!

"But it's it's THEIR culture!"
-Really? Well, 'according to the Cabinet Office's white paper, there were 722 sex-related crimes associated with dating sites during the year. Easy access to web sites through mobile phones with Internet access made it easier for strangers to set up encounters with juveniles. In July 2003, the Diet passed a law criminalizing the use of the Internet for child pornography and prostitution.' Also 'The Japanese Penal Code sets a minimal age of consent of 13. However, the Children Welfare Act chapter 34 forbids any act of "fornication" with children (here defined as anyone under 18 years of age) with prefectures and districts specifying further details in (largely similar) "obscenity ordinances" like adding exemptions for sex in the context of a sincere romantic relationship (typically determined by parental approval).'
So you can't keep defending this stuff. 

Also look here www.ageofconsent.net/world/jap…
The whole 'close in age' thing doesn't really work, as it can lead to rape. And look here: At 13, Japan's base age of consent is the lowest of any developed country. However, many prefectures also have local "corruption of minors" or "obscenity statutes" which raise the de-facto age of consent to 16-18, unless they are in a "sincere romantic relationship", usually determined by parental consent.

So the rabbit screwing in episodes 2 and 3 do NOT fall under a "sincere romantic relationship". If you think it is, you know little about love. Perhaps you're too young to understand it. If a relationship is nothing but sex, it's certainly doomed to be a short relationship, no matter the gender or age involved. The first episode was flat out pedophilia.

Also, don't you just LOVE when someone defends this show, when it's seen as illegal acts in their OWN country? Why would you defend something you were raised to learn was WRONG? If your country forbids it, why are you defending it "because it's their culture"? I'm appalled you'd think THIS is ok!
Should we accept Canniblism because "it's their culture"? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal…;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_… Answer: NO!
Should we accept Zoophilia/Beastiality, even though it's illegal through most of the world? Answer: NO!
Should we accept slavery, when it's illegal through most of the world, just because it's still in practice today? Answer: NO!
Just because it's "in their culture" does NOT make it ok!


If you still defend this abomination, you need SERIOUS help. I would not trust you around a child or teenager, even if they're around your same age!
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Come here! Let me tell you some things I've learned from using MMD for years. Hopefully this will help someone.


1) SAVE OFTEN! Trust me.
I can not stress this enough. There's been one too many times where I'm in the middle of making a picture or video, and MMD will crash. This was worse on my 8+ year old laptop, where the graphics card would crash. Even if you have the latest graphics card and all that, save often. You never know if your computer will hate a certain combo of a model, effect, or stage, until it crashes.

2) Respect the rules! If you don't, your pictures can be taken down, or the model may be removed from public use.
If the model maker tells you not to use their creation in something involving romance (ranging from fluff to borderline r-18), sex, or violence. If you get your socks off to doing such, DO NOT SHARE IT IN PUBLIC!
If they don't want you to sell their creations.
Don't want you to edit their creations.
If they don't want you to use their works in any other ways stated...
Then please listen! I'll address some of these a little more.

3) Enough with the recolors! Seriously.
Yes everyone's a beginner. However, if you just recolor the full model or parts of the model and call it your OC (Original Character), people will get annoyed. Just because you may have turned Sonic green, doesn't mean he's some  amazing creation. Be original! Be creative! Don't claim it for your own if all you did is recolor it.

4) Don't be afraid to use pictures for pose references!
I've had to do this for some of my pictures: two dance pose practices, various horse pictures, and my kirin picture (doing a deer running pose). Trust me when I say it helps!

5) Don't make pictures to attack someone, especially publicly. Doesn't matter who or what they are. Don't do it.

6) Looking at your own hands for posing hands can help sometimes.

7) Listening to music while working on something on MMD can sometimes have awesome results. :3

8) If making a male model, find a male base. Too often have I seen TDA "male" models with female faces or female bodies. The same can be said in reverse.

9) When doing a walk cycle, it may help to find videos you can pause or walk cycle pictures. Trying to reference from a gif may be a bit too tricky.

10) I'll add more if you can suggest any. Don't do any specific fandom tips, but general tips.
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